10 Thoughts Every Parent Has The First Time Their Baby Sleeps Through The Night
8. I can’t sleep.
I can’t do it. I’m too worried. They’ll probably wake up the second I pass out anyway. I should set an alarm and wake up every half hour to check on them. That’s absurd? Don’t care. I’m doing it.
9. I’m not sleeping.
Yeah, this isn’t happening. I’m staying up all night.
10. Oh, shit. It’s time to get up.
I was just about to fall back to sleep. Screw everything.