10 Thoughts Every Parent Has The First Time Their Baby Sleeps Through The Night

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4. What do I even do now?



What is this magical freedom? I can do anything! Should I get drunk? Have sex? What did we used to do before we had kids? Oh, sleep! Nope. Can’t do that. Too anxious and excited.

5. I’m bored.



So…this is awesome. Candy Crush, it is.

6. Something is terribly wrong! Again!



Seriously, this is impossible. They cannot be sleeping this long. This is a sign of the apocalypse.

Then you check them again, and yup: perfectly fine.

7. I should sleep.



I’m kind of tired and it doesn’t look like they’re waking up any time soon. It couldn’t hurt to just roll over and get a little shut-eye.

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