Childrearing

10 Things No Parent Wants To Admit That They’ve Done

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6. Acted like the family regularly sits down to “civilized” dinners with their toddler.

Ha! No.This rarely happens in my house, but I lie about it all the time.

7. Pretended taking a dump on the toilet is an exciting and fun activity.

Well, how else are you going to convince a toddler that the toilet is an improvement on his current situation?

8. Handed your kid a $400 phone to play with.

I don’t do this anymore, but I have. Oh, I have.

9. Believed your child really only wanted to here “one more” bedtime story.

Why do kids get so sweet right before bedtime? I’m a sucker.

10. Tried to swear off wine – and failed.

I don’t see an end to the end-of-the-day glass of wine ritual coming any time soon.

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