17 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go Out On A Date

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Drinking for one means more drinks for you!

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I don’t have to worry about driving, someone spiking my drink, or stopping at two when I really want a third because this guy’s story about how he learned the value of life through baseball is like listening to paint dry. Canned wine right out of the can? Hell yeah. Glasses are for company. I can burp as loud as I want, and no one will look at me funny when I stumble a bit on the way to the bathroom (who put that wall there?!). There’s no danger, no reason to stay on high alert, and I’m drinking booze I already own, so I won’t drop $80 on watered down well drinks.

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