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The ABCs Of Being A Stay At Home Mom
A is for activities that I’ll pin but never do,
B is for barf, my default perfume.
C is for coffee, without it I’d die,
D is for stuffy dog, gotta find him or you’ll cry.
E is for Elmo, he gives you such joy,
F is for “Fuck!” when I step on a toy.
G is for Goldfish that we snack on together,
H is for hugs that you give me whenever.
I is for iPad, and no, you can’t play,
J is for juice? K, but no more for today.
K is for knife, #parentingfail,
L is for lunch, take some bites and don’t wail.
M is for milk that you spill on the floor,
N is for nap time, I love closing your door.
O is for Oh God, no more Mickey Mouse,
P is for park, let’s get out of this house.
Q is for quiet, when you sit and just cuddle.
R is for rainy days splashing in puddles.
S is for secret snacks, if you catch me you’ll pout,
T — when you hit, you get a time out.
U is for “Up” though you’re getting so heavy,
V– watching Outlander makes me very sweaty.
W is for water, when’d I last have a glass?
X is for exercise, I miss Zumba class.
Y is for yoga pants, were it legal, I’d thee wed,
Z is for Zinfandel, because you’re finally in bed.
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