‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Made A Sex Tape On Purpose But Wants It Leaked On Accident

I know NOTHING about Farrah Abraham! Nothing! I know she is the star of a show called Teen Mom and that the internet told me she is 21 years old, and also she had a baby daddy who died, sad. But I also learned that she has made a sex tape with porn star actor James Deen who was interviewed by TMZ and he seems like a nice guy because he was polite but dodged all the questions he couldn’t answer. TMZ interviewed Farrah the other day who claimed there was no sex tape and that if someone has a private tape of her then said some really bizarre stuff that made me think she is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer and:

21-year-old Abraham was shopping for sexy lingerie at Agent Provocateur in L.A. yesterday when we asked if she knew about the existence of the sex tape being shopped around town. “I don’t … exist … anything about that,” Farrah eloquently told us. Farrah later changed her position … saying, “If I had my own personal stuff, that’s my own personal thing.”During the encounter, we learned Farrah doesn’t know the meaning of the word, “elaborate” — ya gotta watch the video.

In the video I think she thinks the reporter is calling her a “library.”

This whole story is sort of confusing but I think what happened, at least what I am guessing according to all these various news stories, is that Farrah wanted to have a sex tape leak but she actually filmed an actual porno with a famous porno guy and I’m not sure if people will buy it being some amateur home movie that leaked because they were seen exiting the porno filming studio together. Other reports claim she wants to be paid two million dollars for this sex tape, but what I don’t get is who would be watching it? Are all the ‘Teen Mom’ fans going to flock to buy a porno starring one of the teen moms who were on the show? One of you needs to explain all of this to me and tell me if I need to be adding ‘Teen Mom’ episodes to my Netflix queue and also, I would like to add that I think she should have just maybe, I don’t know, planned a better sex tape leak than this one.

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