Teenage Taylor Swift Lookalike Says She Got Assaulted At School Because She’s A Taylor Swift Lookalike

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taylor swift 2013 Billboard Music AwardsThe media likes to take a swipe at Taylor Swift for her “Monopoly on Heartbreak,” to quote one outlet, as well as her tendency to date (like that’s weird or something?). But one 18-year-old claims that she endured literal punches simply for resembling Swift. And according to her, teachers didn’t do a damn thing to save her.

Daily Mail reports that Xenna Kristian has been able to take her Taylor Swift resemblance to new heights — particularly professional ones. She maintains that although she has been on the receiving end of bullying for her appearance, snide comments kicked into overdrive after she stared making money off those blunt blonde bangs. Much like Heidi Agan, the mother of two who was able to get a professional gig as a Kate Middleton lookalike, Xenna has reportedly been performing at parties and charities.

But now the young lady has had to cancel three appearances due to some injuries she sustained at school from some vicious bullys:

“The girl came up behind me and dragged me off my chair by my pony tail, then started kicking me in the face. It just came as a complete shock…Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I still feel shaken up…”

Xenna’s friends reportedly jumped in to help her. But you know who didn’t, according to Xenna? The teachers. Meanwhile Xenna’s mom got probably the scariest phone call of her life, in which she was told that her daughter sustained injuries to her head and perhaps a broken jaw.

The incident has since been reported to the police.

When speaking of the attacker’s motivations, Xenna maintains that these other gals are “jealous that I’m going off to do something with my life.” That and pretty blonde bangs probably don’t help matters.

(photo: Nikki Nelson/