Tanning Mom Is Here To Rock Your World With An End Of Summer Jam

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Screen Shot 2013-08-16 at 3.13.57 PMWho knew Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil was an aspiring pop star? I didn’t. Why is everyone keeping this from me?

Apparently she attempted pop stardom once before with her “hit” It’s Tan Mom. That title took some serious imagination. Her newest “hit,” Life of the Party, will chill you to the core. I’m not kidding.

The song is produced by Adam Barta and the video will sort of put you in a trance. A trance of horror. Think Pop-Tarts meets gold thongs meets your worst nightmare meets battle rap. Okay, maybe I’m making that last part up. But she does diss teen mom Farrah Abraham in it. The two of them spent some time at the same rehab, another tidbit that I did not know.

It starts out with her making out with a Drag Queen version of herself – and just gets better and better. Better meaning worse. Why am I even trying to explain this to you? Here it is in all its glory. You’re welcome and happy weekend. Tan Mom is here to rock your world.

(photo: YouTube)