All posts tagged "STFU Parents"
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STFU Parents: Yoonique Baby Names That Confirm Our Societal Demise, Part II
Back in June, which now feels like a lifetime ago, I wrote Part I to this column, which included the names...
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STFU Parents: Creepy Ultrasound Images That Capture The Spirit Of Halloween
Four years ago, I ran a column that dared to ask the pivotal question: Are ultrasound photos on Facebook still considered...
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STFU Parents: Parents Who Take All The Bloody Fun Out Of Halloween
A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that a Halloween decoration I’d been eyeing called ‘Scary Peeper Creeper’ was banned in Canada after...
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STFU Parents: Parents, Keep Your Sons’ Penises Off Facebook
Last week, I was asked during an interview what the most inappropriate STFU, Parents submissions are that I...
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STFU Parents: Parents Who Feel Justified In Their Entitlement
A few days ago, I was shopping at Home Depot and randomly mentioned to my husband that we...
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STFU Parents: Pretentious Parents Whose Kids Are Impressively Advanced
If there's one thing parents seem to agree on these days, it's that their kids are gifted. Well,...
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STFU Parents: Parent Parking Drama On Facebook
No one gets more pissed off more regularly over meaningless parking fiascos than parents.
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STFU Parents: Kids’ Names That Elicit Back-To-School Sympathy For Teachers
Now that all of America’s children are officially back in school, I wanted to express my sympathy to their...
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STFU Parents: Bridging The Overshare Gender Gap: Smug Sanctidaddies Are The Worst
It's typical for women to get excoriated on a regular basis for being "helicopter moms" who get into...
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STFU Parents: Parents With Road Rage on Facebook Terrify Me
If there’s one subject about which parents can be hypocrites, it’s the operation of motor vehicles. We’ve already...
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STFU Parents: Parents Who Freak Out About Noise During Nap Time On Facebook
Last week, the Daily Mail — doing what it does best, creating “news” by parsing the internet —...
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STFU Parents: This Back-To-School Season, Don’t Be a Helicopter Mom
Ever since social media took over our lives, “back-to-school” has become a seasonally hot topic that nobody saw coming. Prior...
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STFU Parents: Breastfeeding Tips For Facebook Moms In Honor Of World Breastfeeding Week
The time has come once again. We’re in the throes of World Breastfeeding Week, a week dedicated to raising breastfeeding...
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STFU Parents: Mommyjacking With Non-Sequiturs on Facebook Confuses Us All
It’s been six long months since we last investigated the weird, wild world of mommyjacking, but that doesn’t mean mommyjackers aren’t...