Scary Mommy: 8 Kid Shows That Drive Moms Crazy
My oldest child is almost ten. Which means I’ve been exposed to the annoying barrage of children’s programming for…
Scary Mommy: My Son Prefers His Father Over Me
I think everyone remembers the sting of their first unrequited love: the heartache, the confusion over what you did…
Scary Mommy: 11 Reasons Your Baby Is Awake At 2AM (According to Dr. Google)
Babies: Just when you think they’re sleeping through the night, they surprise you by crying for a month straight…
Scary Mommy: 14 Truths Every New Mom Should Know
1. It does not go by so fast. People who tell you ”it goes by so fast” do not have babies at home. It…
Scary Mommy: Telling Me How Young I Am Isn’t A Compliment
It happens all the time when people find out how old my kids are. An encounter with a complete…
Scary Mommy: Being A Good Mom Is Making Me A Bad Wife
”I’m losing my mind. I’m trying to make dinner and they won’t stop demanding things and there are THREE…
Scary Mommy: 10 People Who Make Parenting Harder
1. The person who thought fish made good carnival prizes. This is the ultimate slap in the face to a parent:…
Scary Mommy: Death Of The Perfect Yoga Pants
Forgive me for this emotional post, but I’m in an emotional mood. I have the right to be. I…
Scary Mommy: My Marriage Is Broken
I feel like my marriage is broken; the kind of broken that can’t be fixed with a date night…
Scary Mommy: Why My Daughter Won’t Be Getting An American Girl Doll For Christmas
Last year, when we asked our then-second grader what she wanted for Christmas, her unexpected reply sent a chill…
Scary Mommy: Dear Exhausted Mom In The Trenches
Dear Exhausted Mom, I know how you feel. You are tired. Tired of the monotony. Tired of your own version of Groundhog…
Scary Mommy: Mama’s Boys Aren’t Cute At 35
I have a confession to make. I am the mom whose goal was to raise mama’s boys. I loved…
Scary Mommy: What Have The Holidays Become?
The music, the decorations, the sale ads ”” the holidays are already here, whether you’re ready or not. Right now…
Scary Mommy: 7 Things You Should Know About Raising Triplets
When I first discovered I was expecting, I was excited to join the ranks of motherhood as a fledgling…