All posts tagged "royal family"
Prince George’s Nursery Will Be ‘African-Themed,’ According To Racist People Magazine Reporting
Prince George is getting a royal nursery designed in the likeness of his father's passions: Africa. While a...
Gird Your Loins Because A Royal Push Present For Kate Middleton Is Happening
Kate Middleton pushed out a human some weeks back so, naturally, it's time for the next big thing...
The Royal Couple Does Not Have A Royal Nanny Tending To Their Royal Baby
Adjust your shock accordingly because there is not a legion of lovely childcare providers tending to Prince George's...
Princess Diana Really Wanted A Baby Girl, Makes Me Briefly Revisit My Princess Disappointment
You weren't alone in your 10-second disappointment that Prince George was not a Princess Georgina. The Mommyish team...
Prince George Will Be Baptized In Some BS Replica Gown, Not The Gown That Every Other Royal Baby Has Worn
Prince George, or "Georgie" as he is now being called, is slated to be baptized which means (aside...
Prince William And Queen Elizabeth Had A Top Secret Meeting, Probs To Talk Top Secret Royal Baby Stuff
While London is turning into nothing less than a Grade A clusterfuck as Kate Middleton's due...
Kate Middleton Isn’t Due For 10-ish Days But London Is Already Going Into Major Royal Baby Lockdown
Pregnant Kate Middleton is reportedly due in mid-July. Not only does Buckingham Palace have an intricate...
Mark Your Calendars: Kate Middleton Announces The Royal Baby’s Due Date
This morning, the PR team for the royal family announced Kate Middleton's due date. The fact that they...
Just So We’re All Clear, We’re Supposed To Call Kate Middleton’s Daughter A ‘Princess’
In the event that pregnant Kate Middleton does deliver a bouncing baby girl, you best bet us Mommyish...
You Know You’re Carrying A Royal Baby When You Plan Your Pregnancy Around The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee
Does your uterus have no respect for other people?
Prince Harry Just Got His Chances At The Crown Bumped Thanks To Pregnant Kate Middleton
Hope you weren't jonesing for the role, little brother.
No Seriously Kate Middleton Is Actually Pregnant This Time
No more pregnant rumors or weird baby bump Photoshop or speculation about the Duchess of Cambridge's...
The Royal Family Shockingly Doesn’t Want To Talk About Prince Harry’s Naked Photos
Long sought after heartthrob Prince Harry made the dreams of some ladies and gentleman come true when the...