This Little Girl Wanted a Poop-Themed Birthday Party, and She Got It
(iStockPhoto/cienpies) Children are seriously the weirdest little people. A little girl recently celebrated her fifth birthday with a Costco-theme…
The Story of What Happened When this Roomba Ran Over Dog Poop Clearly Foretells the Robot Uprising
(Via Giphy) As someone who is perhaps more inclined than most to think about potential robot uprisings in my…
Oh Shit! Science Museum in Trouble for Not Fact-Checking Its Poop Exhibit
(Via Giphy) Oh shit! Someone at the Niigata Science Museum was not paying attention when preparing the display copy…
STFU Parents: Parents, Don’t Show Me Your Child’s ‘Poop Face’
Of all the things poop-related that parents could post about their kids online, a “poop face” certainly isn’t the…
This Girl’s Birthday Party Got Pooped On, And You’d Cry Too If It Happened To You
Think about the all the things that could possibly ruin a 16th birthday party. You’re probably imagining a party…
STFU Parents: Do Viral Pictures Of Babies Pooping On Their Parents Encourage Other Parents To Overshare?
Everyone poops, and for babies in particular, pooping is a huge part of an average day. It’s not necessarily…
No One Told Me Parenting Is Just Cleaning Up Poop
Poop. There is poop everywhere. My 3-year-old calls to me from the bathroom. “Mom! Mom!” she shrieks. I rush…
10 Things That Prove Little Girls Are Just As Gross As Little Boys
Fellow moms of daughters, I think you’ll agree with me when I say that little girls are not made…
Your Public Potty Training Ruined My Corn Dog
On Sunday, my husband and I took the kids to the state fair as a last hurrah before school…
Parents ”˜Potty Train’ Child On International Flight By Encouraging Him To Poop In Seat
On an international flight last week from Beijing to Detroit, Delta Airlines passengers were outraged when a Chinese child…
10 Disgusting Things Parents Do When They Have Kids
Parenting is gross. This is a biological fact. The epic grossness of parenting is something they simply don’t spend…
STFU Parents: Parents Who Can’t Get Over Their Children’s Impressive Crap
“Everybody poops,” as the old 16th century saying goes, and nowhere online is that fact more apparent than on Facebook….
STFU Parents: Six Foods Ruined By Parents On Facebook
A couple of weeks ago, a tasty new food craze swept the nation. Well, it’s not exactly available to…
Today In Things No One Wants To Eat: Baby Poop Sausage
Scientists in Spain have developed a new sausage containing baby poop. Why? Because they are obviously assholes. I mean,…