10 Types of Sex You’ll Have Once You’re a Parent
Between the potential changes to your body, the lack of sleep that comes with raising a newborn who only…
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The Lazy Mom’s Guide To Sexing Up Valentine’s Day
It’s not that you don’t want to have the sex on Valentine’s day, you do, it’s just that you…
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Stop Telling Women Having Sex When They Don’t Feel Like It Is The Recipe For A Healthy Marriage
Am I the only woman sick of hearing the advice, “Make your marriage stronger by having sex even when…
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I Want To Teach My Daughter Not To Be Promiscuous Like I Was
In my early twenties, I was a slut. I don’t use that word to slut-shame myself, I use it…
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It Is Not Okay To Have Sex In Front Of Your Infant
I’ve done a lot of things in front of my children, but having sex isn’t one of them. I…
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So Wait. Handjobs In The Delivery Room Are A Thing?
The standard postpartum wisdom is to wait six weeks after having a baby to attempt P-in-the-V sex. Of course,…
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Whoever Says Your Sex Life Doesn’t Change After Baby Is A Big, Fat, Liar
I put people who say their sex life didn’t change after they had a baby in the same category…
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Nothing Sounds Less Sexy Than Sitting Around With A Bunch Of Other Moms Trying To Get Their Mojo Back
Hey moms! Are you feeling less sexy since you formed a human and had it emerge from your womb?…
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Busy Parents Who Schedule Sex, Do What You Gotta Do
The word on the street is that you will stop having sex as soon as you have a baby….
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Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Cobwebs After You Have A Baby
There are a few rumors about adult life that are so effing annoying. I personally hate it when people…
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Blow Jobs For Chores: The Mommyish Method To Marital Bliss
We have discussed in great detail here in the Mommyish virtual office how hard it is to keep up…
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Having More Kids Around Has Improved My Sex Life!
In a recent post on this very site, writer Samantha Bailey wrote about her (sadly) non-existent sex life: ”It’s…
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My Kids Have Impeccable Timing When It Comes To Ruining My Sex Life
”Mommy, what’s this?” ”Hmm?” I ask my 4-year-old son distractedly as I hunt for my keys in my bedroom….
