8 Ways To Tell If Your Newborn Is Mad At You
It’s the great mystery of new parenthood: what is that tiny newborn thinking? Sure, there are books and blogs…
9 Things That Happen When You Let Your Kids In The Kitchen
Cooking with kids is a great way to teach them basic skills and the fundamentals of healthy eating, but…
8 Things (Almost) Every Mom Really Wants For Her Birthday
Birthdays are pretty much a technicality past 21, but that doesn’t mean we have to stop pretending they matter….
A Trip To The Gyno Is Even Worse When You Have To Bring Your Kid
Kids make everything more difficult, and that includes routine errands like gynecologist visits. I go to great lengths to avoid…
10 Troubling Questions People Are Asking Google About Their Babies
Dr. Google is the first place a lot of parents, especially new ones, turn to for answers to such…
8 Greetings Cards Hallmark Needs To Make For Parents
Hallmark sells cards for a lot of occasions: National Boss’s Day, Sweetest Day, Friendship Day – oh crap, is…
10 Horrifying Things You Will Experience As A Parent
I am going to totally gross you out today, because I can. Trust me, I’m doing it for you….
10 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Visiting Your Friend’s New Baby
The trend of crowdsourcing help after you have a new baby is so bizarre. I’m sure we’ve seen all…
10 Foods We Claim To Buy For Our Kids, But Secretly Binge On After They Go To Sleep
Eve Vawter wrote a hilarious piece today about how much better moms have it than the childfree by choice,…
The Only Birth Plan You’ll Ever Need
Dear Hospital Staff, Thank you for allowing us to summarize our desires for the birth of our first child….
A Cheat Sheet For The WTFness That Is Alicia Silverstone’s The Kind Mama
Alicia Silverstone‘s new parenting manual, The Kind Mama, is all the rage – especially among those who like to…
If Kids Develop A Sense Of Humor By Mimicking Their Parents, I Hope Mine Understand Sarcasm
I read an article in The Telegraph this morning titled, “Children Can Only Be As Funny As Their Parents.”…
STFU, Parents Isn’t ‘Vicious,’ It’s A Reminder For Moms To Laugh At Ourselves
I’m going to begin this post by fully admitting that I’m biased in favor of STFU, Parents. Not only…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Kid Pranks Aren’t Funny Anymore – They’re Just Mean
Kids are hysterical. At least a dozen times a day my child says something completely ridiculous that makes me…