You’ll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free
Kate Middleton may have received the tabloid “post-baby body” seal of approval back when she was just trying to…
Parents Television Council Says ‘Heads Should Roll At MTV’ For Their VMAs Sex Fest
Miley Cyrus‘s raunchy, highly sexualized, and otherwise lackluster performance at the VMAs continues to keep gums flapping, this time…
Co-Sleeping Is A Trendy ‘New Parenting Fad’ That Could ‘Kill Your Baby!’ According To Dumb Article
When my babies were babies, I practiced a parenting style I like to term “Super Exhausted Breastfeeding And Collapsing…
The Onion Tries — And Fails — To Make Some Hi-larious Satirical Jokes About Child Sexual Abuse
The Onion is at it again, because calling Quvenzhane Wallis a “cunt” on Oscar night wasn’t offensive enough. They have now published…
Jennifer Garner Gets Teary-Eyed In Defending Anti-Paparazzi Bill Which Awesomely Passed
Senate Bill 606, the California bill that Halle Berry has passionately advocated for, has unanimously passed. The legislation will include…
Jennifer Aniston Thinks It’s ‘Sweet’ That You Would Like Her Uterus Filled With A Baby
Jennifer Aniston is clearly a hyper privileged woman with a lot of moola to ease whatever might plague her….
Attack Of The ‘Stepford Teenagers’ – Young Girls Are All Rockin’ Chanel Lipgloss And Brazilian Waxes
What were you like as a teenager? I was all gawky homemade hairdye Halloween hair and thrift shop combat…
Taco Bell Says They Are Going To Stop Brainwashing Our Kids With Crappy Toys
Super important news, ya’ll! That favorite purveyor of Americanized “Mexican” food for weed soaked teens and college kids has…
Kate Middleton Isn’t Due For 10-ish Days But London Is Already Going Into Major Royal Baby Lockdown
Pregnant Kate Middleton is reportedly due in mid-July. Not only does Buckingham Palace have an intricate birthing plan, an…
Hell Yes: ‘Mean Girls’ To Return To The Big Screen In ‘Mean Moms’ Reincarnation
For most of the mid-2000s, I could have recited entire dialogue from Mean Girls for you on demand. In…
Halle Berry Testifies That Her 6-Year-Old Fears Death By Paparazzi When Pushing For Paparazzi Restrictions
Pregnant Halle Berry has seemingly always been among celebrity parents who criticize our cultural celebrity obsession. Primarily because the…
Bill Cosby Hates Children’s Television As Much As I Do
I find the current state of kid’s TV to be positively abysmal. Especially when my tween-age daughter tunes into…
People Mag Curiously Admits That Avril Lavigne’s ‘Pregnancy’ Was Caused By The Wind Blowing Her Dress
This is an epic moment in tabloid pregnancy speculation. Despite years of pregnancy musing based on the shape of…
People Mag Is Giving Awful Parents A Skeezy Way To Get Their Kids In The Tabloids
If you want your children to be in People magazine, I suggest going the now seemingly old-fashioned route of…