Canada and Australia Get Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurries Because They’re Lucky and I’m Jealous
I mean, living in America, we’re pretty used to not having nice things. But this one stings a bit….
McDonald’s Fries May Help Cure Baldness, As If I Needed Another Reason to Eat Them
I don’t eat a ton of fast food. But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t look forward…
McDonald’s Hilarious Burrito Billboard Shut Down by Boring Corporate Overlords
A McDonald’s franchisee on the border of Colorado and New Mexico decided to take an out-of-the-box approach to advertising…
How Are Starbucks Cups The Controversial Ones, When McDonald’s Holiday Cups Look Like This?
Every year, sometimes multiple times a year, evangelical Christians vent their wounded feelings and organize a couple boycotts of…
McDonald’s Put Books In Happy Meals, Now Some Grumpy Parents Are Complaining That’s Even Worse Than Toys
The crummy plastic toys in McDonald’s Happy Meals are the bane of parental feet everywhere. Anyone who has ever…
Run To McD’s And Buy Yourself A Happy Meal Right Now, Because Every Adult Will Want These Swearing Minion Toys
Everyone loves the Minions. The little yellow Twinkie-shaped dudes that serve the former villain protagonist of Despicable Me are a…
College Student Lives To Regret Convincing His Father To Let Him Eat Only McDonald’s
We all know McDonald’s isn’t health food, but science is still working out all the different ways fast food…
10 Reasons To Never, Ever Give Your Kids Fast Food
Fast food is great. It’s cheap, it’s easy in a pinch, and best of all it punches all the…
McDonald’s Is Making A Move That Will Help You Feel Better About All Those Happy Meals You Rely On
Rejoice, Parents, for your children’s Happy Meals are getting a tiny bit happier. McDonald’s, best known for pink slime…
I Feed My Kids McDonald’s And That’s Okay
It’s happened more than once. It goes exactly like this, every time. I am standing in a group of…
10 Insanely Valuable Free Kids Meal Toys That You Probably Regret Throwing Away
Growing up I accumulated an embarrassing number of free kids meal toys from fast food joints, most of which…
Mommyish Death Match: Would You Boycott A Restaurant Forever If There Was Semen Found In Their Food?
I think at some point we’ve all been suckered into an internet hoax, and I am no different. I…
Teen Amazingly Convinces McDonald’s To Stop Offering ‘Girls’ And ‘Boys’ Toys
When Antonia Ayers-Brown was 11-years-old, she wrote a letter to the CEO of McDonald’s to “ask him to change…
Hilarious, Topless, Drunk McDonald’s Lady Actually Sad Mentally Ill Mom
I hate to ruin everyone’s day, but the hilarious viral naked lady trashing a McDonald’s video isn’t hilarious at…