The KFC Twitter Account Has Blown My Mind and Won My Heart
Look, the world sucks right now. A lot. All the time. It is unrelenting in it’s suckage, and sometimes,…
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KFC And Doc Still Promise To Help Pitbull Victim, Despite Confirmed Hoax
Well, the verdict is well and truly in, and the incident that was supposed to have taken place at…
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The KFC Story About The Pitbull Victim May Be An Original Recipe For A Giant Hoax
Remember all that nice stuff I said about the internet the first time I wrote about this incident? About…
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Finger Lickin’ Justice: KFC To Award $30K To Toddler Pitbull Attack Survivor
Sometimes the internet does something that makes me think, “hey, I’m real sorry that I’ve been referring to you…
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3-Year-Old Pit Bull Attack Survivor Forced To Leave KFC Because Her Scars Were ‘Disruptive’ And People Are Awful
Victoria, 3-year-old girl who is still recovering from a pit bull attack, was allegedly forced to leave a…
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If Your Prom Date Doesn’t Buy You A KFC Chicken Corsage, You Better Dump His Ass
I am all for jumping the shark. Ridiculous, over-the-top advertising shenanigans that make absolutely no sense are right up…
