Smirnoff’s Oversized Holiday Ornament Bottles Are A Holiday Must
So, the holidays are fast approaching. Some people already have their Christmas trees up. But the majority of people…
Mom ‘Retires’ Elf on the Shelf With Hilarious Letter From Santa
This holiday season people get into the jolly spirit. We’re all a little happier, reflect on our past year,…
Disney Just Made it Easier to Give Disneyland Vacations as Gifts
When friends and relatives are planning holiday gifts, they come up with a lot of stupid ideas. (If you…
19 Offensive Halloween Costumes That Aren’t Even Kind of Funny
It’s almost Halloween, so you know what that means: time for offensive Halloween costumes! Every year, without fail, people…
24 Unique Halloween Costume Ideas for Babywearing Parents
Will your baby remember their first Halloween? No. Will they even know what’s going on? No. But that doesn’t…
How Are Starbucks Cups The Controversial Ones, When McDonald’s Holiday Cups Look Like This?
Every year, sometimes multiple times a year, evangelical Christians vent their wounded feelings and organize a couple boycotts of…
Mom Shuts Down Living Room to Keep it Clean for the Holidays
(Via VizArch/iStockPhoto) All parents probably know the trauma of cleaning, and cleaning, and cleaning until the house is finally…
Open Thread: How Was Your Holiday Weekend?
Memorial Day Weekend is almost over! I haven’t done much of anything exciting — my husband is working on…
Boulevard Of Broken Crap: Survival Odds For Your Ten Favorite Christmas Decorations
Trying to decorate your house in any kind of festive holiday way can be tricky when your kids are…
10 Things Google Says Husbands Love When You Google ‘Gifts For Husbands’
I am usually really good at giving my husband gifts. Well, let me clarify. About once every few years,…
Kids May Have Seen Models In Bras While Watching Rudolph, So The World Is Probably Ending Now
Everyone’s favorite claymation holiday special was on last night — Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer. It aired on CBS, two…
10 Slutty Patriotic Outfits Just In Time For Memorial Day
You are un-American if you don’t dress in a slutty costume for Memorial Day. I know right now you…
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot What Do You Really Want For Mother’s Day?
As we talked about yesterday, Mother’s Day is just around the corner. Your kids are probably scheming some sort…
Creepy ‘Do It For Denmark’ Campaign Is A Weak Attempt At Raising The Nation’s Birthrate
Come on, Danes, get with it! Why are you so good at birth control? Statistics indicate that birth rates…