Rubber Duckies Are Basically Bacterial Harbingers of Doom
Listen, pretty much everything about having kids is gross. The bodily fluid situation alone is enough to make you…
Kristen Bell Just Ruined My Day With a Story About Anal Worms
OK, Kristen Bell. We need to have a conversation. AND NOT ABOUT ANAL WORMS. I couple of weeks ago…
A California Man Ate Sushi Everyday and All He Got in Return Was a 5-Foot Long Tapeworm
Well, there goes my appetite! A man in California who ate sushi everyday may be reconsidering his diet after discovering (unwinding?…
These Pimple Popping Fingernails Are Grotesque, but Weirdly Satisfying
If you need to ruin someone’s day, send them this DIY tutorial for pimple popping fingernail art. It’s grotesque….
This Hilarious Kid Tried to Bring a Dead Bird for Show-and-Tell, and the Internet Can’t Stop Laughing
If you thought your kid was gross, here is a story that will make you feel a whole lot…
This Life Hack for Getting Kids to Wash Their Hands Is as Gross as It Is Brilliant
Science is awesome! It’s also pretty gross sometimes. But nothing is grosser than little kids. Any parent or teacher…
Poop Parasites Are on the Rise in Public Pools, Because Everything About Life Is Disgusting
Oh, the public swimming pool. The blue water! The splashing! The risk of debilitating diarrhea from swallowing microscopic bits…
Family Finds Rattlesnake in Toilet, and There Were 23 More Under the House
On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being “I would calmly stop to pick up my photo albums and…
Mom Cuts Open Sophie the Giraffe, and What’s Inside of Her is Completely Disgusting
Sophie the Giraffe is ubiquitous at baby yoga classes throughout America. She’s a tasteful, organic, aspirational baby teether that…
Should a Mother Be Liable If Her Child Vomits on a Louis Vuitton Handbag?
(Via Giphy) This story got lost in the news cycle since the election, but the extent of one’s liability…
What Your Pottermore Patronus Reveals About the Horrible Thing Your Kids Are Going to Do to You Today
(Via Pottermore) You’ve been sorted by the Sorting Hat and given your magic wand, and now J.K. Rowling’s Pottermore…
This Mom Found a Dead Squirrel in Her Kid’s Backpack Because Kids are the Most WTF People Ever
Oh my God, WTF are children so gross? Ladye Hobson from Her View From Home just got a truly nasty…
What Is the Weirdest Thing You’ve Ever Seen a Kid Put Up Their Nose?
Today I am counting my blessings. My toddler might not sleep through the night, but at least for the…
Your Kid Doesn’t Want To Hear About Your Sex Life, Even If He Wrote ‘Blurred Lines’”
I think we all remember Alan Thicke fondly as Dr. Jason Seaver, consummate sitcom dad on 1980’s TV hit…