All posts tagged "fireworks"
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The Most Embarassing Firework Injury Ever – A Cautionary Tale
I'd like to recount the story of the time my husband shot some bottle rockets out of his...
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Handing Your Young Child A Sparkler Is Pretty Stupid
What's the harm in handing a toddler a fun little sparkly stick? Well for starters, the end of...
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STFU Parents: Why Parents Should Avoid Complaining About Fireworks On The Fourth
Whatever your reason, if you're a parent you likely have a strong opinion one way or another on...
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I’m Totally Lying To My Kids And Telling Them The Fireworks Have Been Cancelled
I can't handle walking down to the park in this heat and humidity and arriving all sweaty and...
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I Resent My Child For Being Afraid Of Fireworks
Tonight, in big cities and small towns around the country, parents and children will be cuddling up close...
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I’m A Ghetto Mom On The 4th Of July
There's an old Dave Chappelle bit about how his driver once had an emergency which required a...
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Fourth Of July Fireworks Not Worth The Tantrums The Next Day
Most people are busy making plans for the long weekend. I, on the other hand, am busy avoiding...
