The Most Embarassing Firework Injury Ever – A Cautionary Tale
The Fourth of July, also known as “just a regular Friday” for all you awesome non-U.S. Mommyish readers) is…
Handing Your Young Child A Sparkler Is Pretty Stupid
What’s the harm in handing a toddler a fun little sparkly stick? Well for starters, the end of a…
STFU Parents: Why Parents Should Avoid Complaining About Fireworks On The Fourth
Every year, I get a bunch of Fourth of July submissions that are basically fireworks commentary. As it turns…
I’m Totally Lying To My Kids And Telling Them The Fireworks Have Been Cancelled
I love our country, I love ‘Mericuh, I’m totally patriotic and I hugely admire all the brave men and…
I Resent My Child For Being Afraid Of Fireworks
Tonight, in big cities and small towns around the country, parents and children will be cuddling up close and…
I’m A Ghetto Mom On The 4th Of July
There’s an old Dave Chappelle bit about how his driver once had an emergency which required a stop in…
Fourth Of July Fireworks Not Worth The Tantrums The Next Day
Most people are busy making plans for the long weekend. I, on the other hand, am busy avoiding plans….