These Are The Top Salaries for White House Employees
From Vice Presidents and Deputy Chiefs of Staff to Executive Pastry Chefs and Chief Stenographers, the White House employs…
Fox News Promoted A Racist Toy, Because Of Course They Did
Ah, nothing captures the spirit of the holidays quite like a super racist toy! Leave it to Fox News…
Pssssst! Hey Donald! The Call Is Coming From Inside the House!
Man, I honestly don’t even know what happened today. There I was, just trying to keep up with the…
Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!
Well, well, well! That shaped up to be quite the little Tuesday, d’innit? If you thought you’d just be…
This Video of Trump Trying to Get Melania to Hold His Tiny Hand Is Awkward AF
Did this video make me cringe? Why yes, yes it did. But did it also make me laugh? Let’s…
During Listening Session With Stoneman Douglas Survivors, Trump Floats Arming Teachers as the Answer to Keeping Kids Safe at School
During a “listening session” with parents and students from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, President* Donald Trump suggested arming…
Donald Trump Jr.’s Wife Taken to Hospital After Letter Containing Unidentified White Powder Sent to Her Home
Vanessa Trump, wife of Donald Trump Jr. and daughter-in-law of the president, was taken to the hospital today, after…
Hillary Clinton, Cardi B, Snoop, and More Read Excerpts from ‘Fire and Fury’ in Hilarious Grammys Skit
Politics and social justice seem to have infiltrated nearly every aspect of our lives over the past year, and…
Trump Called Ivanka Babe or Baby During an Event, and We’re Not Sure Which Is Worse
This has been one of those weeks where, if it was an actual thing I could do, I would…
Twitter Goes Nuts Over Trump’s White House Physical
Well, this was fun! On Tuesday, the results of Trump’s White House physical were disclosed, and no one need…
What’s This, You Say? Trump Isn’t Chivalrous? NO WAY!
I mean, we’ve established that Donald Trump is a racist. We’ve also covered the fact that he’s remarkably stupid….
Trump Refers to Countries like Haiti and African Nations as ‘Shitholes’, So Thanks Again to Everyone Who Voted for Him
Well, this has been a WEEK. The news cycle moves so very quickly these days, it’s hard to maintain…
For a Guy Who Feels So Passionately About the National Anthem, It Sure Seems Like Trump Doesn’t Actually Know the Words
Color me surprised! Donald Trump, stable genius, demands athletes stand the National Anthem. He’s called them sons of bitches…
Donald Trump: ‘I’m a Very Stable Genius’
Welp, pack it in, folks. Nothing more to see here! President* Donald Trump has taken to the Twitters to…