All posts tagged "Christmas"
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Elizabeth Licata | November 18, 2017
This Cute Christmas Elf Is Flying Off the Shelves for the Most NSFW Reason
ASDA supermarkets in the UK have completely sold out of this NSFW Christmas Elf that waggles its tongue...
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Elizabeth Licata | November 15, 2017
Consumer Safety Group Announces the Worst Toys of 2017, and You Won’t Believe Some of the Toys on it
A consumer safety group released its annual Worst Toys list for the most dangerous toys of 2017, and...
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Elizabeth Licata | November 12, 2017
Here’s the ‘Merry F*cking Christmas’ Wrapping Paper You Wish You Could Use
If you're cooking and cleaning for 20 people while a toddler screams at you in the grocery store,...
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Elizabeth Licata | October 27, 2017
This Wine Advent Calendar Totally Sold Out Last Year, but There’s Still Time to Treat Yourself
This wine advent calendar from Vinebox sold out in no time last year, but the 2017 version is...
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Elizabeth Licata | March 28, 2017
‘Santa’s Husband’ Is the New Children’s Book Everyone’s Going to Want This Christmas
A new children's book called Santa's Husband is coming out this Christmas, and some people are going to...
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Elizabeth Licata | January 12, 2017
Madrid Opens Complaint Hotline for Kids Who Did Not Get Christmas Presents This Year
The Madrid Three Kings complaint hotline let kids who didn't get any presents complain to City Hall, which...
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STFU Parents | December 30, 2016
STFU Parents: Funny Parents On Facebook Are The Holiday Gift That Keeps Giving
As we cautiously crawl over the finish line in 2016, I’d like to take a minute — just...
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Elizabeth Licata | December 28, 2016
Teen Cashier Spends Whole Paycheck on Christmas for a Stranger’s Little Boy
A teen cashier spent her whole week's paycheck buying presents for a family that couldn't afford Christmas.
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Elizabeth Licata | December 27, 2016
Hatchimals That Won’t Hatch Are Ruining Christmas All Over Twitter
Hatchimals That Won't Hatch are ruining Christmas for angry parents and harried customer service representatives everywhere.
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Elizabeth Licata | December 21, 2016
Church Cat Kicks Baby Jesus Out of the Manger, Becomes Instant Internet Celebrity
You know you have a viral tweet on your hands when your church cat kicks baby Jesus out...
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Elizabeth Licata | December 20, 2016
What Your Christmas Decorations Say About You
Think your Christmas decorations are a mere aesthetic choice? Wrong! They are clearer than finger prints and astrology...
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Elizabeth Licata | December 19, 2016
A Deadly Giant Snake Decided This Christmas Tree Looked Like a Nice Place to Live
A deadly snake was found hanging out in an Australian Christmas tree. Somebody must have been naughty.
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Elizabeth Licata | December 17, 2016
Woman Steals Baby Jesus from Nativity Scene, Takes it to Hospital as ‘Neglected’ Child
Woman steals baby Jesus from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, nativity scene, drops it off at the hospital as a "neglected"...
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Elizabeth Licata | December 17, 2016
Jesus’ Donkey Bites Child During Christmas Nativity, and I’m Going to Hell Because I Can’t Stop Laughing About It
Donkey bites child during church nativity play and suddenly everyone thinks maybe live donkeys wasn't the best idea...