Be Prepared to Binge””Llama Llama Is Coming to Netflix
Attention parents! Llama Llama is coming to Netflix! This means moms might actually be able to get a second…
Scary Mommy: 8 Kid Shows That Drive Moms Crazy
My oldest child is almost ten. Which means I’ve been exposed to the annoying barrage of children’s programming for…
Polite Little Peppa Pig Has Pissed Off Australian Parents
I wept when my kids turned two last month, partly because they are growing up way to fast for…
10 Sofia The First Plot Lines That Would Make The Show Bearable For Parents
Because I’ve spent wayyyy too much time watching Sofia the First with my kids, rewriting the show in my…
I’m Not Nostalgic About Saturday Morning Cartoons, Because Sleep Is Way Better
Goodbye, Saturday morning cartoons – you had a good run. This past weekend marked the first time in more…
Goodbye Dora The Explorer, Hello Dora The Texter
Say goodbye to the bowl haircut, Swiper the Fox, and the purple backpack with something called a “map” inside….
Television Taught My Kid To Read, So Eat It Haters
We’ve been reading to our children basically since birth, so we had a head start on the news that…
10 Shows That Your Family Can Watch Together Without Killing Each Other
There are a lot of awesome things that happen when your kids get older; they can start using the…
The Top 12 Kid’s Shows That Make You Want To Blow Your Brains Out
It’s bittersweet, watching your children grow up before your very eyes-sometimes it’s downright depressing knowing that they will never…
We All Know Your Kids Watch TV, So Here Are Some Great Shows You May Not Know About
My kid watches TV. I have no problem admitting it. He’s three-and-a-half years old and of course I know…
You Probably Hate Kids TV As Much As I Do Even If It Is ‘Educational’
I’m pretty positive the creators and writers of young children programs are high as a fucking kite. Whatever it…
Why I’ve Been Rotting My Child’s Brain With TV Since Forever
As the mother of an almost-three-year-old, I like to think I’m a pretty informed parent. I have taken my…
Let’s Keep The Powerpuff Girls As Girls, Mmkay?
I loved the Powerpuff Girls when I was in middle school. They premiered in 1998, which was the year…
Call Animal Control: 6 Reasons George Should Be In A Zoo By Now
If you watch enough children’s television, you may find yourself having some internal dialogue with various characters just to…