All posts tagged "children’s television"
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Be Prepared to Binge—Llama Llama Is Coming to Netflix
Based on the hit book series, Llama Llama is coming to Netflix in January. The story will follow...
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Scary Mommy: 8 Kid Shows That Drive Moms Crazy
My oldest child is almost ten. Which means I’ve been exposed to the annoying barrage of children’s programming...
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Polite Little Peppa Pig Has Pissed Off Australian Parents
I thought I could turn on any kids cartoon and tune out, but parents in Australia have...
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10 Sofia The First Plot Lines That Would Make The Show Bearable For Parents
Because I've spent wayyyy too much time watching Sofia the First with my kids.
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I’m Not Nostalgic About Saturday Morning Cartoons, Because Sleep Is Way Better
Goodbye, Saturday morning cartoons - you had a good run. This past weekend marked the first time in...
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Goodbye Dora The Explorer, Hello Dora The Texter
Say goodbye to the bowl haircut, Swiper the Fox, and the purple backpack with something called a "map"...
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Television Taught My Kid To Read, So Eat It Haters
We've been reading to our children basically since birth, so we had a head start on the news...
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10 Shows That Your Family Can Watch Together Without Killing Each Other
There are a lot of awesome things that happen when your kids get older; they can start using...
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The Top 12 Kid’s Shows That Make You Want To Blow Your Brains Out
Hear me now. If you ever start to get really sad about your little one getting older, I...
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We All Know Your Kids Watch TV, So Here Are Some Great Shows You May Not Know About
My kid watches TV. I have no problem admitting it. He's three-and-a-half years old and of course I...
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You Probably Hate Kids TV As Much As I Do Even If It Is ‘Educational’
I’m pretty positive the creators and writers of young children programs are high as a fucking kite. Whatever...
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Why I’ve Been Rotting My Child’s Brain With TV Since Forever
One thing that’s cropped up seemingly out of nowhere recently is this arbitrary rule, “No screens before age...
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Let’s Keep The Powerpuff Girls As Girls, Mmkay?
But how could anyone look at that cover above and think it's appropriate for all ages of...
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Call Animal Control: 6 Reasons George Should Be In A Zoo By Now
If you watch enough children’s television, you may find yourself having some internal dialogue with various characters just...
