France Votes To Ban Sexy, Sexy Child Beauty Pageants Because They Know What’s Up
French pageant moms are no doubt crying into their pixie sticks today given that La France is gearing up…
This Just In: Kiddie Pageant Stars Happier Without Makeup
The fine folks at Jezebel turned me on to this Anderson Cooper video below. Cooper invited pageant kids such…
You Know A ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Accessory Is Excessive When Even The Toddlers Are Horrified
You know a pageant “accessory” is over the top when even pageant-seasoned toddlers are looking disturbed. So was the…
Pageant ‘Prince’ Lands On Toddlers & Tiaras
The latest contestant on last night’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras? A boy. Seven-year-old Brock Ritter is competing alongside…
‘Toddlers & Tiara’s’ Mom Finds Teeth Bleaching A Better Alternative Than ‘Flippers’
Of course Toddlers & Tiara’s should not be upheld as a paradigm of parenthood, but one mother this week…