This Minnie Mouse Cake Fail Has the Internet Screaming
Box cakes get a bad rap. Sure, they’re easy and anybody can do them and they won’t get you…
Cool Aunt Kendall Jenner Gave North West a STEM-Themed Birthday Present You’re Going to Want to Copy
North West has everything. She had Hermes shoes before she could walk, she colors on Kelly bags, and she…
This Little Girl Wanted a Poop-Themed Birthday Party, and She Got It
(iStockPhoto/cienpies) Children are seriously the weirdest little people. A little girl recently celebrated her fifth birthday with a Costco-theme…
Georgia Couple Get Jail Time for Racist Harassment at Children’s Birthday Party
(felixmizioznikov/iStockPhoto) Two truly horrible, racist idiots were sentenced to prison this week for harassing and threatening people attending a…
Open Thread: What Are Some Good Party Favor Ideas?
(bowdenimages/iStockPhoto) Party favors are never going away. Kids get random little trinkets at their friends’ parties, and they want…
Australia is Furious at America for Ruining Fairy Bread, and We All Need to go Make Fairy Bread Right Now
Australia has a food called “Fairy Bread,” which is served at kids’ parties. It’s really just white bread with…
Mom Pleads for ‘More Inclusive’ Parenting After Her Son With Down Syndrome Was Excluded From a Birthday Party
The main goal of parenting is making sure our children grow up to be healthy, well-adjusted, non-shitty adults, and…
Shut Down Pinterest, This Toddler’s Personal Injury Lawyer-Themed Party Just Won Birthdays Forever
An odd little duck from Prarieville, Louisiana, just won birthdays forever with a party themed around his favorite celebrity…
This Girl’s Birthday Party Got Pooped On, And You’d Cry Too If It Happened To You
Think about the all the things that could possibly ruin a 16th birthday party. You’re probably imagining a party…
Little Girl’s Note To Friend Proves Racism Is Learned, Not Inborn”
When parents throw a birthday party for their child, it is stressful enough worrying that not many kids will…
If Kid’s Birthday Party Invitations Told The Truth
Invitations to children’s birthday parties are cryptic, offering silly rhymes and photos of a child that isn’t your own…
No One Came To This Little Boy’s Birthday Party But It Has A Happy Ending
I wrote last week about a little girl left out of a classmate’s birthday party and I have written…
Don’t Expect Other Parents To Spring For Your Kid’s Fancy Birthday Party
Remember when a child’s birthday party involved just inviting a few kids over for cake and possibly pin the…
Parents Are Going Full Crazy And Crowd-Funding Their Kids’ Birthday Parties”
In yet another sign of the End of Days, we now have parents crowd-funding their kids’ birthday parties. Yes,…