Mom Enters Unborn Baby In Beauty Pageant Based On Ultrasound, Needs Better Hobbies And Values
I’m not one to judge, but I think it’s fair to say that baby beauty pageants are a nonsensical…
Kim Of Queens Is Here To Fix All Of The ‘Ugly Duckling’ Young Girls
Kim Of Queens premiered on Lifetime yesterday, because what the world needs more than anything is another show where a…
Mom-To-Be Enters Unborn Baby Into Beauty Pageant And Destroys My Faith In Humanity
Clearly, I have a problem with pageant moms. Not all of them. Just the ones who make it alarmingly…
School Beauty Pageants: Teaching Kids That Even In Education, It’s Your Appearance That Matters
I’ve been involved in a lot of after-school activities in my day. I was part of the club that…
Mother Might Lose Custody Of Daughter Over ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Pageants
Ever since “Toddlers & Tiaras” first aired, I’ve joked that I’m going to call Child Protective Services on these…
7-Year-Old Eden Wood Of ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Get Her Own Show, Society Reaches An All-Time Low
Remember Eden Wood from Toddlers & Tiaras? She’s the little girl who, at age 6, decided to “retire” from…
Heartbreaking Remorse: JonBenet Ramsey’s Dad Regrets Pageants, Calls ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’ Bizarre
Whenever I watch those horrid pageant shows like Toddlers and Tiaras, I can’t help but think of JonBenet Ramsey…
This Just In: Kiddie Pageant Stars Happier Without Makeup
The fine folks at Jezebel turned me on to this Anderson Cooper video below. Cooper invited pageant kids such…
Pageant ‘Prince’ Lands On Toddlers & Tiaras
The latest contestant on last night’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras? A boy. Seven-year-old Brock Ritter is competing alongside…
Protective Services Takes 8-Year-Old From Mom Who Injected Botox Into Her
In the least shocking news of the day, “Botox Mom” Kerry Campbell has had her daughter taken by San…