President and Michelle Obama Give the Most Tasteful Baby Gifts
When I had a baby, I did not get a personal baby gift from Barack and Michelle Obama, but…
Buy This Mock Beer Baby Bottle As Your Next Baby Shower Gift And Watch Everyone’s Head Explode
Have a sister-in-law who’s driving you crazy with her pregnancy updates? What about a sancti-pregnant friend already talking about…
We Predict This Burrito Baby Blanket Will Be The New Go-To Shower Gift
“Always stick to the registry” is usually the advice we give people attending baby showers, but in this case…
I Will Totally Come To That Baby Shower You’re Throwing Yourself
I hate baby showers. I find them terribly obnoxious in almost all of their reincarnations, whether it’s the kind…
10 Reasons Boppys Are A Waste Of Money
When I got pregnant for the first time, so many well-meaning friends and relatives demanded that I get a…
I Don’t Want Your Dumb Thank You Notes, New Moms
When it comes to thank you notes, I am the worst. I write them. I address them. I even…
10 Of The Creepiest Baby Keepsakes Known To Man
I have so little to say about the importance of baby keepsakes. If you want a glimpse into my…
10 Snarky Baby Onesies That Are In Undeniably Poor Taste
I’m a snarky parenting blogger, so I’m not really one to talk”¦ But in the spirit of hypocrisy, I…
If I Throw A Sucky Baby Shower, I’ll Never Be Able To Show My Face Again
This is no small task, but I need to throw the best baby shower known to man. A close…
Why I Will Indulge Your Ridiculous Baby Registry
We all know those women who are obsessed with designer goods, who have the IT bag, only buy their…
I Think Kanye West Is Mad At Me For Making Fun Of The Notion Of Kim Kardashian Having A Baby Registry
You guys, how possible is it that Kanye West , my best friend (IN MY MIND) read my article…
Jack Osbourne Is My New Fave Celebrity Parent And I Hardly Know Who He Is!
Jack Osbourne. Ozzy’s son. That is my entire knowledge of Jack Osbourne. But he had a baby! A little…
Top 5 Baby Gifts For The Parents Who Have Everything (We’re Lookin’ At You, Beyonce)
Beyonce is expecting her child any day now. In fact, the media went a little nuts yesterday after MediaTakeOut.com…