It’s The Anniversary Of My Hysterectomy And I Keep Forgetting I Had A Hysterectomy
My how time flies. One year ago on this very day I was letting a robot remove my lady…
I’m Irrelevant And Normal And I Don’t Do Anything I Want To Do And That’s OK
I went down one of those Internet rabbit holes today where you start reading an article and it takes…
I’m Raising A Glass To All Of You Dealing With An Aging Parent
This is how we become alcoholics right? I’m not going to have a drink at seven thirty in the…
I Turned Into My Mother By Spamming Everyone I Know With This Naked Juice Settlement Claim
It has officially happened! This is so something my mom would do, fire up her internet machine and send…
Survey Says Women Over 35 Can Only Wear Burlap Sacks Or Something Equally As Concealing
A survey of 2,000 women found that we’re all secretly body-shaming each other 70% of the day. Â 20% of…
I Can’t Believe That I’m The ‘Old Mom’
I don’t regret not having kids in my 20s. I regret that my 20s only lasted 10 years. Life…
Survey Says British Ladies Essentially Become Their Mother At Age 31
Get your HBO “Girls” fixes and trendy nail art happening while you can. Come this side of 30, you’ll…
Sunscreen Helps With Aging Skin Prevention, But I Still Forget To Wear It
Even though we all kind of know that too much sun exposure over time will lead you to look…
Spoiler Alert For Judgey Moms: We All Get Old Like Kris Jenner
Kris Jenner is a fifty-six year old grandmother and the media is all furious she’s not always wearing a…
We Love That Jane Fonda Is Still Hopping Into Those Leotards
These days, it’s difficult to find a woman over 25 who doesn’t consider herself “too old” in some capacity….
You Probably Look Better Than Lindsay Lohan, Mommies
Age is so deceptive. Despite women of all stripes consistently trying to appear younger, perpetually retaining the look of…
The Most Awkward Questions I’ve Received From Kids
Kids are often known for posing an endless array of “whys” and as a long-time babysitter, I’ve been no…
Helen Mirren Is Abhorred By Plastic Surgery In Young Girls
In keeping with recent reports of English actresses taking a stand against pressures to nip-tuck, 66-year-old Helen Mirren has…
Kate Winslet Cites Her Upbringing In Her Decision To Never Get Cosmetic Surgery
It’s an easy assumption to make that now nearly every actress who graces our screen has been cosmetically altered….