STFU Parents: Parents Who Get Explosively Angry About Fourth Of July Fireworks Need To Chill
2. Mama Bear Who Is Also A Gorilla
When you’re a mama bear, you can mutate into whatever animal you want given the set of circumstances. Sure, MOST of the time a mama bear stays in true form, saying things like, “…or the claws will come out!”, but every so often, on rare and unimportant occasions, a mama bear may turn into a tiger, a wolf, or a gorilla in order to protect her young. I hope Tiffany’s neighbors made it through the night alive.