Holidays

STFU Parents: Why Does The Elf On The Shelf Hate Women?

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3. Strippers

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I do appreciate a few things about these pictures. The use of paper towel holders as poles. The fact that a few of these stripper-ogling elves are holding fives instead of ones (not including the one SUPER creepy Elf who’s mischievously staring on empty-handed while getting his first, or 1000th, boner). The fact that a few of the Barbies are positioned in remarkably challenging poses. But mostly I’m just confused as to why so many adults have staged and photographed this arrangement. If parents did this ANY other time of the year with their children’s toys, it would be really fucking strange. But somehow here it’s not?

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