STFU Parents: Why Does The Elf On The Shelf Hate Women?
Poor, POOR Barbie! Her pansexual Elf fiancÃ© is getting it on with someone else, and Wedding Barbie absolutely can’t stand it! Doesn’t the Elf realize this is all that Wedding Barbie was manufactured for? Her whole life has been building to this, and now her only dream has been crushed forever.