STFU Parents: The 5 Types Of Easter Updates On Facebook

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2. Easterjacking

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Jason sounds a little mopey, but he retained his sense of humor in his status update. Meanwhile, Jennifer sounds 150% serious about her amazing daughter’s 5th birthday party kicking a ton of exhaustive ass, leaving me to wonder why she commented at all. To kick Jason when he’s down? To remind him that she ain’t got time for dat? Thanks, Jennifer. Your enthusiasm for not chatting with Jason is noted. (Jason: Go eat some Peeps and watch a movie.)

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