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STFU Parents: Giving Thanks For All The Cool Parents

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3. Craft Appreciation

3.This goes hand-in-hand with that random study about how the most beautiful word in the English language to non-English speakers is “gonorrhea.” I suppose the word “ebola” could be beautiful if I didn’t already associate it with fatal illness, considering it’s still being traced to dying west Africans to this day. That said, I appreciate how clueless a child has to be to make a necklace that spells out a word with craft beads that’s synonymous with death. Funnily enough, Jessica is the same mom whose son came up with the marvelous cat name suggestions ‘Flesh Ripper’ and ‘Rancor’ last year, so maybe a unique grasp on language runs in the family.

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