STFU Parents: Don’t Brag Online About Spoiling Your Kids This Christmas
5. Santa’s Nice List = All The Things
Okay, seriously, what is happening here? Is this child sitting amongst her Christmas presents, or is she chilling in the stockroom at Toys R Us? Check out the carousel of costumes dangling behind her. I can barely see the floor. I’m not saying this little girl wasn’t “nice” last year or whatever, but I can’t endorse this level of reward. Couldn’t she have just gotten chocolate chip pancakes for being good, rather than the entire kids’ section at Target? And how does she think Santa managed to fit everyone else’s toys onto his sleigh if he had to bring her all this stuff? Logistically speaking, it makes no sense.