STFU Parents: Paternity Tests And Dramatic DNA Disclosures On Facebook

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1. Krystale’s Got 99.99 Problems But Confirmation That Jeff Is Her Baby’s Father Ain’t One


I never know who to root for in an instance like this. I’m happy for Krystale (which I’m pronouncing in my head as “Krys-TAIL”), but at the same time it’s like, “Krystale, you DO realize this is nothing to brag about, right? And if you ARE going to brag about it on Facebook and insult the people who were skeptical, at least correctly spell the word “bitches.” Don’t prove people wrong in the same breath as admitting your own idiocy. Spellcheck that shit.” But um, congrats to Krystale and Jeff! A baby was conceived from your love!

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