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STFU Parents: Parents Who Show Off Their Bad Tattoos On Facebook With Gusto

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 3. This Is A Placenta Tattoo.

3. placentaI wish I could remember the back story behind this submission, but I know about as much as you do: Debbie got a tattoo of a placenta with a lovely umbilical cord border, and, if memory serves, it started out as a red, swollen, infected-looking mess, but now it just looks like the gleaming, spectacular placenta that it was supposed to be all along. Debbie wins! She has a blood-red tree of life stamped onto her body for eternity, just like she always wanted. It almost looks like a tattoo of a wax seal stamp, until you squint and really take in all the membranes.

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