STFU Parents: Parents Who Freak Out About Baby Names On Facebook

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5. Name-Stealing Rules

5. stealing baby name

So, in case you guys didn’t catch what happened here, Ally’s baby name went from stolen to not stolen, but it was pretty frustrating for an hour or so, and that kind of needless stress is a real bummer. You just don’t steal names from people you know; that’s a fact. Steal “Zuma” from Gwen Stefani or “Little Grape” from Kate Middleton, but don’t take the name of someone you actually know. Geesh!! Humanity is a drag.

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