STFU Parents: Parents Who Freak Out About Baby Names On Facebook

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4. Repressed Baby Name Anger

STFU Parents

Sometimes you do everything you can do to make your child’s name specail and different, and someone just comes along and takes it. As if anyone has ever heard of the name “Eliana” before D. gave it to her daughter. RIGHT. Last time I checked, everyone KNOWS that just because the name has ranked in the top 500 since 2001, it’s still technically D.’s baby name first. D. came up with it when she was in grade school, okay? It’s called “premonition.” Look it up!

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