STFU Parents: Parents Who Freak Out About Baby Names On Facebook

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2. Headstrong Name Stances

STFU Parents

Samantha fought for months on the front lines to keep her kid’s name “Joshua,” but she was still taken down by her archnemesis “Josh” instead. BLAHH. It’s like no one understands that some names shouldn’t be shortened, ever! And what’s a mother like Eva supposed to do to curb this behavior? Mail out hundreds of letterpress cards that specify exactly how she wants her child’s name to be said? Sky-write it over the jungle gym of a local park on a Saturday morning? Perhaps get the name and pronunciation tattoed on her arm as a nod to Angelina Jolie? Actually, ALL of these ideas will probably get utilized in the future. Mothers, you’re welcome.

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