STFU Parents: Parents Who Approach Halloween With A Wicked Sense Of Humor

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5. Halloween Hangover

5.This might be the only picture of kids with their pants down on social media that I can’t help but applaud. Coupled with the caption and the one little girl’s giant sunglasses, I’ll admit it — I lol’d. She looks like a tiny Jessica Simpson getting caught shitting in her own front yard by a bunch of paparazzi. And of course it would be the day after Halloween, when candy hangovers destroy the minds of toddlers more than a handle of Jim Beam destroys the minds of college kids. Well-played, children and Tracy. With this year’s holiday also falling on the eve of daylight saving time, I expect to see even more submissions that fall into this category. Don’t let me down, funny parents. My inbox depends on you.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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