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STFU Parents: Parents Who Approach Halloween With A Wicked Sense Of Humor

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1. First Thing’s First

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Dana has two kids, but that doesn’t mean she can’t dress up on Halloween, too! Yes, women CAN have it all. She’s even come up with the perfect costume for mothers of young kids — a costume that can be universally worn and adored. Incorporate a crooked clown wig, a ratty old robe, and some smeared lipstick, and this Bitter Old Woman costume would actually frighten me.

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