STFU Parents: Parents Who Take All The Bloody Fun Out Of Halloween

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3. Halloween Decorations Are Evil


I can’t be totally sure, but I *think* the list of stores that have offended parents with their Halloween displays exceeds the number of “Friday the 13th,” “Nightmare On Elm Street,” and “Leprechaun” movies combined. Target, CVS, Rite Aid, Walmart, every grocery store chain in existence… I agree some Halloween decor is scary, but that’s part of the fun of Halloween. Isn’t it?


Is anyone else thinking that severed limb candy sounds delicious? Sorry, gals, but Halloween isn’t about “cutesy cartoony stuff.” It’s not a Disney cruise, unless the cruise was staffed by Disney characters who were zombified and performed the ‘Thriller’ dance on a loop. There’s no accounting for taste, and some of us happen to like darkness, death, excessive creepiness, and all the other “evil” things associated with Halloween. I’m guessing these ladies are the ones who always dress up as cheerleaders, princesses, and fairies for Halloween (and not the good, bloody, dead kind with ripped-up costumes). Yawn.

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