STFU Parents: Six Foods Ruined By Parents On Facebook

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4. Beets

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Beets, like corn and prunes, seem like a given here. And yet, something about picturing Aja’s baby projectile vomiting beet-colored vomit on her sister’s furniture really grosses me out. I call it “The Exorcist Effect.” Not that I’d rather read about babies vomiting up bananas, or peas, or anything else that isn’t blood-hued, but a lack of red and purple would be a wee bit helpful.

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