STFU Parents: How The Olympics Have Inspired Parents On Facebook

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I don’t mean to disparage all you fine parents who have chosen to name your sons “Brayden,” but I gotta say, some of the dumbest comments I’ve read in STFU, Parents submissions have come from parents of Braydens. That being said, we could easily replace Olympics curling with Olympics toenail-trimming. Like Amy said, there’s a two-man team involved, not to mention exceptional focus and dexterity. I could see this being a top sport in the Mom Olympics in our dystopian future.

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