STFU Parents: The Continued Obsessive Documentation Of Childrenâ€™s Teeth
1. Teething Close-Ups
Is this a real picture someone took of their child’s mouth while shoving their French manicured fingers into his tiny mouth, or am I looking at the Benjamin Button version of the disembodied lips fromÂ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”? The submitter of this image says, “I would have believed her that her 1-year-old was teething without the close-up picture. Not that I cared either way. Ugh.” You hear that, parents? WE BELIEVE YOU. Just tell us! Don’tÂ showÂ us.