STFU Parents: Moms Who Leak Their Daughters’ Periods On Facebook
It’s been seven years since I receivedÂ my first STFU, Parents period submission, and many cycles later, they’re still flowing in. It’s not too surprising, given thatÂ periodsÂ are arguably in vogue right now, showing up with far more regularity inÂ entertainmentÂ and onÂ social media. Periods have gone from shameful/embarrassing (and, in some cultures,Â dehumanizing) to a symbol of female power in the mainstream. Young girls and women speak freely about their periods on social media, usually with cheeky self-assurance, and they don’t appear embarrassed at all. Being progressive in 2016 means being down withÂ casual period jokesÂ and general “period talk,” whether you make them yourself or not. You can’t normalize or de-stigmatize something without talking about it, and I think the world has been ready for “period underwear” jokes for some time now.
Plus, as recently as this week, women in Indiana used their periods forÂ political purposes, informing Governor Mike Pence with details of their menstrual cycles in response to proposed anti-abortion legislation that’s so restrictive, it inspired the hashtagÂ #periodsforpence. And speaking of political, did you know tampon companies aren’t required by law toÂ disclose the ingredientsÂ in tampons, and the number of (potentially toxic) synthetic fibers changes in production based on materials costs? That’s why there are start-up companies emerging likeÂ LolaÂ that use 100 percent cotton. This is truly a time when women are reclaiming their periods, be it for health and social justice, for laughs, or just for shock valueâ€”and for the most part, that’s a stance I can get behind.
That being said, there’s something I still find a bit TMI about period talk, and my relationship with period jokes is spotty at best. I’m not the type of gal to post about being in a terrible mood because Aunt Flo has graced me with her presence, nor am I a prude who would actually call her period Aunt Flo when complaining to friends in real life (which I’ve been known to do). I’m notÂ afraidÂ of period talk; I’m just not always totally interested in hearing about what’s going on with my fellow ladies’ “Lady Times” via social media. Does that make me some kind of anti-feminist jerk? Maybe. I’m trying to embrace this period-heavy period in time, I swear on my Midol that I am, but the truth is, I just don’t want to learn that someone is having a particularly heavy flow day when I’m scrolling through Facebook and Twitter. And when it comes to moms, there are two types of updates in particular that could probably use someÂ plugging. The first one is the “ZOMG I just got my period for the first time since having a baby and it suuuuuucks” update, which I’ve seen several times, and which I’m certain my grandmother would be horrified to learn is a Thing that women frequently discuss on social media.
I’m not knocking anyone’s right toÂ have this chat online, but I do wonder WHY someone post this on Facebook rather than say, in a group chat that’s not read by hundreds of people. But hey, that’s just me! And look at William popping up in the conversationâ€”VERY progressive! Try as I might to understand why a woman would communicate this level of detail on Facebook, the truth is that Elizabeth is a grown woman who’s speaking for herself and can she do whatever she wants. The bigger issue, in my opinion, is the OTHER type of update moms post about that really has no place online at all, which is the confessional post about a daughter getting her period for the first time.
Why do so many moms do this? Does sharing this information remove any feelings of embarrassment that young girls (shouldn’t) feel when they get their period for the first time, or does it run the risk of exacerbating those feelings? Is it really a mother’s right to share her daughter’s private business with her entire online network? In some cultures, a period is a time for celebration, an entrance into womanhood that’s recognized by friends and relatives and capped off with a party. But in America, if a mother throws her daughter aÂ partyÂ for getting her period, the daughter isÂ much more likely to be embarrassed. Why, then, do momsÂ so willingly shareÂ these personal tidbits about their daughters via social media? It’s not the same thing as sharing that their daughters got straight A’s or scored winning goals. It’s selfish, and even though the sentiment is rooted in pride, it comes across as a total breach of confidence.
If you can’tÂ trust your own momÂ not to tell the whole world (literally) about your period, who CAN you trust? And shouldn’t it be a girl’s (now woman’s) right to take ownership of this new physical development and share the news herself when she’s ready? These are the questions I ask myself every time I get a new period submission but feel obligated to consider the greater role periods play in our current popular culture. Are periods no longer so shrouded in secrecy like they were when I was in seventh grade? Should moms feel entitled to share their daughter’s news with their social networks? Or are these moms just passively embarrassing their daughters to a whole new degree by putting their periods on blast on the internet? Let’s take a look at some examples.