STFU Parents: Mommyjacking With Non-Sequiturs on Facebook Confuses Us All

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5. NOPE.


R. really takes this conversation to a terrible, disgusting place and I feel badly that M. read it with a fully-chugged milkshake sitting in her stomach. Parenting pro-tip: Just because something makes you think of that time a few hours ago when your kid crapped on the bedroom floor doesn’t mean you should TELL people about it out loud. Keep your son’s “chocolate-colored” shit to yourself. Especially if no one is talking about shit in the first place. Because really — why would they be?

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