STFU Parents: Mommyjacking With Non-Sequiturs on Facebook Confuses Us All

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1. My Baby > Your Insulin


Hey, who gives a shit about your “life-saving” medicine?! This guy and his wife Valerie created a cutie patootie 22 months ago and well, you could say she’s “saved their lives” in more ways than one! Have you ever made a toddler laugh? Now THAT will give a person life. Forget about a peptide hormone used by millions of people who would potentially die without it. Forget about the fact that the creator of insulin’s crystal structure won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1964. TODAY is the day little Decker was conceived! Talk about a “divine invention”! Haha!

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