STFU Parents: Mommyjacking In A Winter Wonderland

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2. Meltdowns In The Snow

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Yikes. While I feel for this woman, she kind of answers her own question in her comment. Clearly Red and Green didn’t have meltdowns today when they were out in the snow, that is correct, Madam! Purple sounds like she might need to pour a little Maker’s Mark into her hot chocolate the next time the kids want to play in the snow. There is no shame in consuming boozy drinks in the winter when not operating a vehicle. We all gotta get through the cold as best we can. Also, pro-tip: If Purple had allowed her kids to go outside and play naked in the snow, they would have learned in approximately 14 seconds that snow is wayyy more fun when you’re all bundled up.


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