STFU Parents: The Various Types Of Mama Bears On Facebook
5. Emo Mama Bear
These women sound like mama bears who’ve been shot with tranquilizer darts. Like, okay, y’all, we get it — being pregnant is glorious, and children can see little halos around the fetuses in your belly or whatever. Cool. But is it really necessary to say stuff like, “It’s a mommy thing,” and, “Kids and babies know you’re pregnant before you do”?! I want to be “ultra sensitive” to what Kelly means when she says that being around children after becoming a “mama bear” is “so surreal, majestic, and gut-wrenching,” but I think my less-than-ultra sensitive nerve endings around my heart must be holding me back from taking her seriously. Instead, I feel like the evil child inÂ this video.